To the Baby Kidnappers:

In this box you will find your ransom item from the Idaho Chapter of the Iron Warriors. Seeing how we are just ignorant potato heads not all item are exact but we feel close enough to what you asked for. We just wanted to extend the first olive branch in hopes of keeping the Baby from harm. Tequila will be provided come at pig roast.

Please read and study all material in a group setting for full enjoyment. Kleenex has also been provided for you so you guys don’t have to make unsightly wet spots after viewing the Pictures you asked for.

Note: May not be suitable for; mixed company, the young or the week at heart. “It carries a rating of XXX-tremly bad taste”

Your Probies may not understand this either so please explain it to them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry didn’t send Vasaline but you guys are manly men and can go-er dry right? At least that’s what the Sheep herder’s up there told us about you!

Please note this olive branch only comes from a small part of our group, the others are in training for counter terrorisms strikes and all have expressed a no holds bar plan of attack, if these ransom negotiations fall thru. Meaning no prisoners will be taken and no witnesses will be left behind. I strongly urge you to set a time and place for the release of our Baby. Oh ya she was full when she was abducted and we expect the same when she is returned!

I do not feel I can hold off the strike team for much longer!!!!!!!!!

Waiting your reply?

IWMC Idaho